Great post! As I sit at my desk going stir crazy and dreaming about fishing. Laughed like crazy.
I too have passed the thru the off season phases..spending, dreaming, spending, preparing, spending, organizing, investing (used to be "spending" but now I justify it as an "investment", which actually means "I don't need it, but I want it").
What really bums me out was a Dr. visit yesterday. When discussing my recent weight gain I mentioned that I replaced playing hockey and golf with salmon fishing thru the last couple of years. I was advised in no uncertain terms that "fishing is NOT and aerobic activity". Guess he heard about my fishless and activity free spoon washing outings this summer.