I went down to Corning to Ray's house and couldn't believe my eyes. Instead of seeing my ol chubby buddy, I was greeted at the door by some skinny guy that looked 10 years younger than him. When he spoke, I realized it was a new skinny improved version of Ray. Even got to meet his wife who is a beautiful lady. I told her she has to be an angel to put up with him. She just smiled and poked him and said, "he's coming along". This new Ray is gonna take some getting used to.
You're a good man skinny Ray. Thank you for the venison and stuff.