on the lam

It looks like fun Bob... ill dress up and hopefully no one will figure me out!! Gray will run cover for me. Lmao [ Post made via Android ]

Well all I have to say is thanks for all the Redneck information Its apparant that there are some real professionals here and some of the suggestions are really attractive but I must say I think i'm in over my head. To imagine that I could walk into a bar in Chenango County, or attend a shotgun wedding near Corning with my hair buzzed, wearing clean cloths a talking like I went to school beyong the 6th grade is troubling. I mean I would feel like I should just hit the biggest guy as hard as I could, then submit to the beating I will surely get. I mean I'm the guy who tailgates your ****ty pickup on the highway.... I'm the guy who talks so fast tat all you can say is "HUH" I'm the guy who can pick up your girlfriend while you watch!! rednecks hate guys like me!! One time I ran a horse and buggy with a bride and groom in it off the road on Senaca St. in Oswego as I raced back to the boat after piccking up beer at Fast trak!! and BTW, the fat blaeched blond bride with a bad perm gave me the finger and her 120lb groom threw a can of Blue at my truck!! The redneck friends that I do have teach me enough to stay safe when I mingle with professional reds' and at the same time have a good time. I have been in deer camps with hardcore rednecks and I felt like I was on death row! But after a while they got used to me, I think I was a source of entertainment for them! Anything to stay alive is the way I look at it!! So at the end of the day all I can do I wonder... wonder what it would have been like to be a real redneck Living a life of 'why' me.. why couldn't I have been born on a farm?? Damn!!! and there is nothing I can compare the feeling to.... the feeling that you want to be something so bad all you can do is dream about it, its kinda like... I don't know like something that you know that will never happen in a million years... like, well, like the Buffolo Bills ever becoming a real football team!!

Thanks for the Info Brian

Thats a great point Gray Nothing like spreading holiday cheer one cousin at a time

So let me get this straight...... is the term "keepin' in the family" refers to what might happen with one or more of my wife neice's or cousins behind a barn, at the end of a pig roast/wedding !! stinkin' drunk?? Also is it appropriate to keep an article of clothing (bra/panties) to brag to my buddies with???

I hope ya don't have to pedal uphill all the way That's for the Blue comment LOL

Hey Pete - That because it made a lot of noise and no action? Tom B. (LongLine)

I'm speechless... Redneck overload!!!!!

I once shared a deer camp with some guys from the Altoona area of PA. OMG they were beyond red.. they were purple!!

I agree 100% thats possible... The Ins. Companys in nj successfully lobby to increase the deer seasons and limits to the max, and they have succeded. Its literally a doe per day from sept to feb. all weapons and permits included. There are far less deer in North Jersey today than when I was a kid. More quality yes, but low numbers.

lmbo

Thanks Glen, I may have to. My Weimy's claim to fame is killing a squirrel that got trapped in the yard. She is going to sh*t when a Big Boar comes walking into the yard. The seller says there is a 500 lb ish boar with a limp hanging around quite often. I have to have a video camera ready for when they meet lmao BTW there is a balcony off the master bedroom, AKA an elevated sooting platform!

Well I think Labatts is a classy beer. If you really want to fit in you need to to get a 30 pack of PBR and or a keg of Genny Cream ale(My personal favorite at deer camp!). Oh and also on move day be sure to start your old 4 stroke ice auger and make sure it runs before putting it in the garage. The ice auger also works well in the summer time keeping the skeeters away! I had a few more ideas for you but they may not be appropriate for a family message board! Well thanks Brian, you made my case concerning Labatts, Your from Cortland!! I'm with you on the Genny Cream ale... Used to have a keg on the porch at deer camp in he 80's BTW whats an auger ?

Outstanding!!!!!

So this is the issue.... after being born and rised and lived my adult life (50 yrs) in the same smelly NJ town (5 miles from the lincoln tunnel) that is packed so tight I could hear my neighbor fart, I am oficially leaving!!! I am only going 30 miles but definately in the rural direction. The new house is backed up to thousands of acres of watershed property and is loaded with deer, bear, turkey and the such. Just like a real redneck town!! so I have the oppertunity to act in such a way if I want to (like a redneck i mean). I see some guys around that town who commute to the city and are pretty much looking and dressing like me!... But then there are the "other guys and gals" who look like they have been there from the beginning of time, if you know what I mean. So to me becoming one of them means cutting my grass with a ride on mower!!! that will be a first for me! I haven't cut my grass in 10 years (landscapers). I wish I could mow the fields with a tractor like a farmer (chowder) , but I only have an acre! ... But I was thinking, I could buy a pick up truck with a rusted out bed, and a gun rack in the rear window and that would be pretty "Red".. I could even put one of those Sunoco racing fuel stickers on the tailgate!! thats had red written all over it! I would rather not go without shaving for weeks at a time, but I think that would qualify? How about having a junk car dropped in my yard? I could put a dog house on my front lawn too, and chain the dog to a spike in the ground, she would love that! In the summer I could set up the white trash water park in the yard as well, complete with several blow up pools, sprinklers, slides, and my mother in law acting as lifeguard! I'm not a big fan of wearing hats, so a John Deer or Dale Jr. Nascar hat is pretty much out of the question... I am kinda fond of shooting deer, but generally I do that in the daylight, so to go out at night with my buddies armed with spotlights and rifles after a couple 30 packs is really not gonna fly! Now if we are talking 'Herons' thats a different story! (quiet Gray). So I have had the opportunity to spend some quality time with some professional rednecks and I realize to be a full fledged member of the society, you pretty much have to be born into it, on a farm. So that leaves me out... But it is sure fun tagging along... Anyway after all the thought that has gone into this, and all the different ways I could try to fit in, I have come to the conclusion that it will just never work! and thats because there is one thing that keeps popping up! that one thing that will just not go away, the ultimate disqualifer, the grand daddy of all things thats is Redneck! I really don't like Labatts Blue Any thoughts?

Congrats on a great buck and story Looks like a great place to wack some woodies n mallards

I hear ya. A playoff game sounds good to me ! [ Post made via Android ]

Congratulations Cam. Outstanding!!!!!! [ Post made via Android ]

Ok Stan. For being humble i won't rub it in. Except to say " WHO'S YOUR DADDY"!! Go Giant's!! [ Post made via Android ]

Stan. Try to remember its the World Champion New York Football Giants... and your right, no crying in football. Good luck! [ Post made via Android ]

I heard a rumor that Tony is away in canada for a month hunting moose. (thats code for Meg threw him out) and Rob is deciding weather or not he wants to become a mentor at Red Dock rehab after he sucessfully completed his own beer detox program!!

Lmao. Thats why i like you Tim, your honest!! [ Post made via Android ]

2 Down and 1 to go I hope you and Vince will still be able to fish after watching this game...I have been wondering where the 9ers would be today if the managers would have lesson to all the outside commendatory that wanted to get rid of Alex Smith for years........... This next game should be something to watch, don't for get the popcorn and pizza and a crying towel Hmmmmm I think I have heard this before? Pete, we will have the crackers ready for you all when you get out here on Friday. Then you will have to go up to Napa Valley for the wine you will all get for the flight home. Harbaugh Bowl XLVI is Sunday, February 5, 2012. Kickoff is at 6:30pm EST. Capt.Vince....your Giants will love it out here for a few days, with a nice storm coming in for the game. So how did that work out for ya ???

She is saying "wheres Jerry'??

Well Vince and I thought that maybe, just maybe that Fitz might have a game, and maybe the rest of (Tim's) Bills would show up and play the Niners tough and do a solid for the Champs!! Well THAT didn't happen!! WTF at least play like men!! The Niners set a franchise record for total yards!! Who did you send, the Buffalo High School team?? Mario Williams had a great game... 2 tackles. Well at least Stan is happy