How's this;
I did not ice fish last weekend, or ever, for that matter.
I have never caught any fish, whatsoever, in any waters in the US, or Canada, on any type of artifical lure, or live bait.
I never fish, ever, anywhere, and know nothing of that sport.
I think I thought I saw a fish, once, but was mistaken.
Hope no one reads this and goes fishing, just because I don't.