Pete, if you're gonna try to pull this off, do not store your 'ray there or even have a pic of it in the house. At a glance, you can tell the owner is no redneck, heck he might even be the kinda guy who asks you to remove your shoes when entering his pole barn to see his deer!
Secondly, and this will be much tougher, NO NY Football Giants apparel!!! Fer cryin' out loud, day don't even have cheerleaders to "sweat" dering dem slower ballgames!
Even with all of this, they will find you out. Still, sure is nice to walk out back and shoot stuff and burn stuff.
Good luck with the move!