This thread Will never die!

[skipper19]

where do I fish today...I know in the water...but where, what creek, what lake, what river, which ocean, which stream, what pond, where on earth.....I know, turn on the satellite tv and do COUCH fishing anywhere, anytime. REMOTE PLEASE honey

Mark

[Tim Bromund]

The egg came first... evolutionary fact..

same with the chicken

but who laid the egg?

Tim

[LongLine]

I won't tell....

Tom B.

(LongLine)

[Schools Out]

Alright so we start off with the chicken (or salmon) at one end.. The modern day chicken. What we know as a chicken, What we call a chicken. At the other end we have single celled archaebacteria, the first organisms ,the life in which all other life evolved from. Now those bacteria reproduce, some reproduce to make bacteria that are exactly alike them, some reproduce and their organisms by natural selection, mutations whatever are slightly different. Now these slightly different bacteria one day reproduce and OOPS! we have a multi celled VERY simple organism. and so on and so on..

Well now we are nearer to the modern day chicken (or salmon). But not quite there yet. We have a prehistoric bird similar to a chicken (or salmon) that lays an egg one day and by chance, natural selection, mutation, whatever; this bird is more like a modern day chicken. Then one day Mrs. Almost Chicken (or Mrs. Almost salmon) lays an egg and by evolutionary chance we have what we know as a chicken (or salmon).

PS: This is for those of you who believe in evolution... If you don't dont pay any attention to me... I'm not going there.

[Silver Fox]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[LongLine]

At the other end we have single celled archaebacteria

So which archebacteria came first? Did a microscopic rock evolve into an archebacteria?

How come we have to pay to drive on the "Freeway?"

Tom B.

(LongLine)

[Tim Bromund]

why do we put garments in a suitcase and suits in a garment bag?

Tim

[srd]

How do you fish with a flasher and fly? I though a flasher was a fisherman in a buffy suit. Does that mean you have to tie the fly right on the end of the pole?

[Schools Out]

At the other end we have single celled archaebacteria

So which archebacteria came first? Did a microscopic rock evolve into an archebacteria?

How come we have to pay to drive on the "Freeway?"

Tom B.

(LongLine)

Tom,

All the information regarding the different theories concerning the creation of amino acid or RNA from non-biological matter is available. I can tell from your posts that your a smart man and should be able to find it out there...

These are just theories though and everyone is entitled to their own....

[big easy]

What about the problems in lakes caused by Dihydrogen Monoxide.Its caused several drownings,and boat sinkings.

[LongLine]

Chemistry & Biology are psuedo-science, Physics is the operating system of the universe. After all if it weren't for Newton and "Bodies in Motion", none of us would be here today.

Why do you have to click START to STOP Windows?

Why does the human nose "run" yet feet "smell?"

BE - warmed up, it's not too bad, ice cold & it's a killer.

Tom B.

(LongLine)

[keith]

Where did the legend of bananas being bad on the boat start? Hint: It's not fishing related. Kudos to who can answer without looking it up on the web, if it's even on there.

[muskybob]

Bananas were believed to hoard biting spiders in the holds of ships.

[keith]

Musky,

Nice. It took me 20 years to learn the actual reason behind the legend. Guess I should have asked here a few years earlier. Well maybe I'll educate one fellow fisherman and sleep better tonight knowing that I help share useless knowledge.

[shorething]

where do biting spiders come from ? why do they bite ? can't we all get along ? explain jumbo shrimp ?

[muskybob]

Well maybe I'll educate one fellow fisherman and sleep better tonight knowing that I help share useless knowledge.

I'm full of it.

[Silver Fox]

Bad banana's kill people. Winner!

[stan]

I just want to know , who's idea it was to take the seeds out of Watermelon

[Diversion]

There are seeds in Watermelon???????

[Landshark]

Hand landing browns = los lure and lost fish

[LongLine]

Sensational Sammy Salmon steadily swam south. Equally, Edith Eel elegantly edged eastward. Wonder where woeful Willie Walleye went?

[xdbcx]

I can't wait to use my centerpin!

[FLXTroutman]

"You can't can't buy any more fishing crap for 2 years!"

But I need some track, more rod holders and a Furuno FCV 585!!

[LongLine]

augh "fah"

[floorboy]