This thread Will never die!

[bambam]

so if it is the most common used and always required then why is the number 2 pencil not number 1???????????

[Silver Fox]

#2 is brown and #1 is yellow.

[Silver Fox]

If you fart in the hose of a vacume can you shut it off and then open the bag to smell it later?

[GAMBLER]

Do farts have lumps?

[raider44]

Why dont they sell Yuengling beer in Ohio?

[bambam]

why is so hard to find utica club bottles in utica

[bambam]

no but if you run your farts to deep you will get fleas all over your lumps dam fleas

[ray koziatek]

why cant you play on firetrucks without getting hollerd at?(p.s. i talked to the fireman afterwords and he thought t was funny)

[Paul Czarnecki]

Bad banana's kill people. Winner!

Bad bananas don't kill people. Really ticked off captain's do!

Averaging 20 bites a day. Spend $1000 in entering a tournament only to find out my INDEPENDENT, IMPARTIAL observer supplied by the INDEPENDENT AND IMPARTIAL LOTSA organization secretly snuck bananas on to my boat. I had two bites and caught one fish!

Nope....bananas don't kill people---Captains do after they discover bananas on their boat! I'm really glad my crew attended their anger management classes that day!

[RUNNIN REBEL]

Why do some people also feel the need to JOKE AROUND ALL THE TIME????

signed: No Name

RUNNIN-STUMBLIN-FUMBLIN-REBEL

[troubles]

Why do some people also feel the need to JOKE AROUND ALL THE TIME????

Because every year they visit an exotic far eastern place "WHERE THE WINDS ARE ALWAYS CALM" - "THE FISH BITE ABOVE 50 FEET" - and every one regroups for the next Tournament.

Jokes are the only cure for our pain while we WAIT and WAIT and WAIT.

Breakfast sound good to me.

[skipper19]

Nick's theory bumper display

Is this Nick?.....uhhhh who is this guy?

[stan]

Looks like Musky in his younger years

[muskybob]

Stan, I thought we were buddies.

[srd]

Must be in a coma.

[everett]

how come u cut a tree down and then cut it up????

[Toonfisher]

I believe "that guy" is P.T.Barnum.

Hey Muskybob, how many people figured out how many legs were on the bus?

[skipper19]

Not P.T. Barnum....

[Mick]

If there is a tourney out of Sandy Creek can I fish out of the Oak??

Mick

[stan]

Mick

try Wild Wings Marina on lake Erie

[keithg]

nice picture pat.

[ray koziatek]

why do people say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence i cant even see over the fence.

[ray koziatek]

why when your fishing ALL ALONE (you know) 5 miles off shore the only boat on plane is so close you can read the I.D. numbers 3" size .....""""""...""""""WITH MY GLASSES OFF """"""""".......""""""" THERE WAS THE WORDS --"""""'''"BAG LADY""""""""--- on the side of the boat but i didnt see the boat name...oh wait maybe i did!

[stan]

I had explained to me by a number of California fisherman why they call a laker a Mackinaw. Well there reply was a Mackinaw was under 10lbs and a laker was 10lbs and over. Told them sure glad I did not know anyone who caught any Mackinaw

[muskybob]

Hey Muskybob, how many people figured out how many legs were on the bus?

All of them, but they all weren't right.