My Old Friend will Pass Away on Christmas Eve

[stan]

My old friend has meet up with me from the Pacific Crest Rim to the Mediterranean. We have even meet up in a little town in Costa Rica, and to my surprise on St Croix. The next year he was at a hotel in Kona, he has showed up in Florida, Texas, Oklahoma, Oregon, Washington and now has showed up here in California for his final days and hours.

[perch predator]

How old is your friend now?

[spoonfed-1]

I'd have to guess at least 18.

Glen

[skipper19]

Stan, your old friend is prolly gonna come back and make you feel real gooood, then he's gonna kick yer a$$, and then we will see who has passed OUT

Mark

[L&M]

It's probably going to go something like this. Just sub the G/L

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup or brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,

check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,

pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter

in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point

it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another

cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy..

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup

of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry

it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves

a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner..

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the

Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

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[W.W.IV.]

Hank,you all right. Hank!!!!!!! Oh well.

[L&M]

Well forget the recipe the end result is still gonna end-up somethin like:

wishdasher & Cherry Mistmas !

[walleyemagic]

oh my, my guts still hurt from laughing so hard, my wife came to see what was wrong. great one and Merry Christmas.

[silverseeker]

Hank: LMAO with your recipe and to you and your's as well as all board member's a very MERRY X-MAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR Garry