trained seagulls

[old man]

wife drags me to cedar point last weekend to try to kill me on the coasters. (i'd rather swallow a bucktail than ride that dragster again) i cough up 51 bucks to fish for two hours before the park opens on friday. guy anchors in 7 fow and hands out the worms. i get a gobie right away and captain ron says" crush it" and whistles real loud. fat seagull shows up and i throw the gobie to it. good clean fun.

[tcon]

Too funny thats great !