Nascar Fantasy league

[Splitshot115]

Here's the info for this year's group.

Good luck to those of you who sign-up, You too Tom.

Group ID#

13819

Group Name

Hemiroids

Group Password

lou

Here's the link::::

http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto/group/13819

[Lew]

All Set

Would prefer to be doing the real thing, but need the

[L&M]

Tom? Tom who?? I'm in again

[Big Dave]

[FISHINMAN]

Scott no luck needed here

Hank let me refresh yours and all the other Landshark type losers memories (after all you are getting up there near Muskybob in trips around the sun ) I would be the power auger-less guy that is a former 2 time champion and you won it when .......

Keep in mind you bunch of Dale Earnhardt Jr's that just because the #48 didn't win the NASCAR Championship last year doesn't mean he won't be a factor again this year, SAME GOES HERE WITH ME

[on the lam]

I wish I was a redneck

[FX]

I wish I was a redneck

Maybe this will help -

You know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifelong dream is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a matching set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

Shawn

[Splitshot115]

Still have some spots open Pete.

[on the lam]

Still have some spots open Pete.

OK i'm in.... I'll take Cale Yarborough