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[rolmops]

Bass fishing is for bass kissers.

[Fbodine]

If you have ever been or are going through a divorce, you don't know anything about your woman until you meet her in court.

[skach1]

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

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[Missdemeanor]

  (Relating to Marriage)  The screwing you get aint worth the screwing your gonna get.....

[Patriot]

I don't kiss anybodies bass and yes I'm still married

Come on Spring!

[Sk8man]

There is "life after divorce" ...... and marriage is the surest form of celibacy for guys and birth control for women.

[final flight]

Divorced once, married twice, this one is a keeper!!!

[Sk8man]

Rollie -  

[BSmaster]

in the summer I am all about that bass, that bass, no trebles...

[BSmaster]

its called fishing - not getting. we are after walleye, If it were easy it would be called bass fishing.

[BSmaster]

I want to agree with you. I really do, but then we would both be wrong.

[BSmaster]

If she is happy, I have a 50% chance of being happy. If she is not happy it drops to 0%.

[lost a lure]

Don't eat yellow snow

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[final flight]

Happy wife= happy life. Penny saved is 1/700 of a new spoon

[J.D.]

Don't complain about the results you didn't get, from the work you didn't do...

[Big Water]

For every difficult problem there is an answer that is simple, neat and WRONG!

[Xxx]

The faster you go the longer it takes.

[lost a lure]

Smokes like chimney, drinks like a fish

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[steelydan]

you cant fix stupid, you can cure it but you just cant fix it

[momay4000]

If opportunity doesn't knock, then build a door

[chasdc1]

My ole Daddy's wisdom:

 

A fartin' horse never tires--A fartin' man's the man to hire.

[skach1]

No matter where you go, there you are

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[lineman49]

Everyone has to be somewhere. The faster you go, the behinder you get. Home sweet home where you can burp, fart, pick & scratch! & Don't pi$$ into the wind you'll get your sneakers wet!

[skunked again!]

Fishing is like gambling. If you don't do it everyday, you might miss your lucky day.

[ontherise]

If you insist on being a ****, go lay in the yard.

YO!