Why

[final flight]

Why do we call it a hamburger when it's made with beef.

[finsntins]

why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[scobar]

why do we call it a pair of pants, when there is only one

[Patriot]

Why do I read a book and then say I read it?

Why is a round pizza cut into triangles then put into a square box?

• In May 2012, Serendipity 3 was recognized as the Guinness World Record holder for serving the world's most expensive hamburger, the $295 Le Burger Extravagant

Edited February 26, 2015 by Patriot

[final flight]

This winter is killing me, I think I'll take up knitting.....

[jlogger]

If the plural of Goose is Geese,

Why isn't the plural of Moose Meese?

[final flight]

That there is funny !!

[jusgrinnin]

Why do we have the right to remain silent, but not the ability ( Ron White ) 

[finsntins]

hey barry,if you were to remain silent,the world would be alot less interesting and slow fishing would suck even more!!!!!

[jusgrinnin]

hey barry,if you were to remain silent,the world would be alot less interesting and slow fishing would suck even more!!!!!

Thanks buddy,I hope we don't have to find a place for a flat screen on that boat

[finsntins]

funny you should say that,while we were out late last year and things were slow,we thought it would be nice to watch the nascar races instead of listening to them on the radio.

[jusgrinnin]

funny you should say that,while we were out late last year and things were slow,we thought it would be nice to watch the nascar races instead of listening to them on the radio.

Should be able to find something better than that.

[Patriot]

If the plural of Goose is Geese,

Why isn't the plural of Moose Meese?

[jason]

Why do you go for a hair cut when you get all hairs cut.

[lost a lure]

If you have to ask you cant afford it!

[steelydan]

why do your feet smell, and your nose runs?

[Nautitroller]

Why can we put hydro fracking fluid on or NY roads for ice removal but we can't drill safely??

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[J.D.]

What makes the Teflon stick to the pan?

 

Why does a cowboy wear 2 spurrs....... if one side of the horse goes, doesn't the other?

 

A pair of panties.... but only one bra....

Edited February 27, 2015 by J.D.

[Creekrun]

Why does a man have a HERnia and a woman a Hysterectomy?

[Senor Snagger]

Why am I reading this thread?

[Chas0218]

Why are multiple mouse called mice but multiple computer mouse are called mouses?

Sent from my thinking car!

[Great Lakes Lure Maker]

Why can we put hydro fracking fluid on or NY roads for ice removal but we can't drill safely??

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Love that one!

[lost a lure]

WHY NOT

[Guppy35]

“‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?â€

[larry]

I'm not stubborn, my way is just better

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

When chemists die they barium

I wondered why that Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me..

I was addicted to the hokey pokey then i turned myself around

My drinking team has a bowling problem

I've lost an electron, are you positive

If I agree with you then we'll both be wrong

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, should be a convenience store not a gov't agency

I hate being Bipolar, it's awesome

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I just let her sleep