Why

[Guppy35]

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’â€

Ronald Reagan

[jusgrinnin]

The 5 most terrifying words to a man "Honey we need to talk" 

[BSmaster]

Why do you go for a hair cut when you get all hairs cut.

Yeah, and why does my tooth brush hit all of my teeth?

 

 

Why do people always say "I am not trying to be mean" and then say something mean?

[Big Water]

I'm not stubborn, my way is just better

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

When chemists die they barium

I wondered why that Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me..

I was addicted to the hokey pokey then i turned myself around

My drinking team has a bowling problem

I've lost an electron, are you positive

If I agree with you then we'll both be wrong

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, should be a convenience store not a gov't agency

I hate being Bipolar, it's awesome

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I just let her sleep

  :rofl:   I had to snip and save them 

[brucehookedup]

WOW, go shovel snow off your roof or something.

[larry]

I tried to catch some fog... I mist

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, says he can stop any time

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils

broken pencils are pointless

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

All the toilets at the police station have been stolen, police have nothing to go on

Velcro- such a rip off

Cartoonist found dead, details are sketchy

It's ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to right

[lost a lure]

“‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?â€

No. YOU DID is longer.

[Tim Bromund]

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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[Xxx]

"Why" that is my twin daughters favorite word, dad why is the sky blue, why does it snow, why this and why that. Because that's the way it is, well why is that, uuggg! Why do you gals always ask why? Because we want to know.

[RUNNIN REBEL]

PLEASE LARRY.... Don't let your posts on here be practice into what it is going to be like on the   RUNNIN REBEL   this year.......I have been working on my lousy humor also.....................................

 

Jerry

[Legacy]

PLEASE LARRY.... Don't let your posts on here be practice into what it is going to be like on the RUNNIN REBEL this year.......I have been working on my lousy humor also.....................................

Jerry

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[RUNNIN REBEL]

Speaking of adding lousy humor ..............................Rob is the same as Larry on board .....................................Just add copper ..................

 

 

Jerry

[Legacy]

I'm the funniest guy between riggers 4 and 6

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[lineman49]

Why do we brush our teeth the best just before we go to the dentist to have them cleaned ?

[BlueEye]

Hahaha    This post is great!

[MIKEY SEA]

Watching all three of you reminds me of a bad episode of three's company...I'm still trying to figure out who's who though.....

[larry]

How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

They told me I had Type A blood but it was a type-O

I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me

I took a job at the bakery because I kneaded dough

 

I'll explain them later I can only type so slow, okay J-R-M-C

[Gill-T]

Why isn't Arkansas pronounced Ar-Kansas? 

[Silver Fox]

Is a "secret weapon rig" not so secret?

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[KING ME]

why is it called "jumping on a bandwagon?"

[jlogger]

Why do I leave fish to find fish?

[BSmaster]

Why do people say

 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

[Silver Fox]

In a restroom with only hot air dryers and no paper towels, their are garbage cans?

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