Im MUSKYBOBB and I need some help.....

[ray koziatek]

High my name is Muskybob and im a moderator so ive hacked into raykoziateks address because im a little ashamed of not being able to make this decision .you see im going camping with no boat for 10 days my hopes are to catch a big bluegill or even a nice rockbass as i sit on shore watching my bobber, then the other side of me would be to go salmon fishing for 10 days with drag ripping salmnon runs with a ocasional steelie coho and brown a tearing at my poles .Im so confused please see if you can offer any suggestions for my 10 days of relaxation. Thank you Muskybob......

[Gene Shenk]

Ray your the best LOL!!!

[REELJERKS]

RAY thats the funniest S$it you have ever posted...I almost spit my drink all over the screen..

Way to bust on Musky

Mark

[T_barb]

Ray,

That is a classic!!

[FISHINMAN]

He needs a bobber to catch blue gill?

I think the biggest part of the question is go with his girl friend or be stuck with you for 10 days? Boober and blue gills are sounding good :shock:

[dieselhp]

That is good!

[ray koziatek]

Dear friends ,so far ive managed to haul in 3 big bluegills and a carp. (3days fishing)things are looking up the bite is really hot.Ray and Jason sent me some photos of steelheads and salmon them things were only about 1in. long on my cell phone screen.What a waste of time one of my bluegills was bigger than my whole phone.Wish i brought 2 pair of underpants as i craped my only pair when that carp started ripping the ol bobber took me all day to land it thank goodness the G/F brought 2 pair thongs they hurt a little. We ate the carp it for supper that night.It was really tasty almost as good as my girlfriends mud pie she made with topsoil.Well its off to the baitshop for more worms the first dozen went fast when i got half of them mixed in with my gummy worms and ate them .Bye for now. Muskybob.

[Paul Czarnecki]

Ray, have your been heating up your PVC pipes and sniffing the fumes again? Back away from the torch Ray, just back away.

[Gene Shenk]

There should be a competiton for the fishing site with the best sense of humor because this site would win for sure!! LOL you guys are killing me!!

[motoman]

can hardly wait too here the rest of muskies trip ! lol O BOY is he going to love this one , please keep it up

[L&M]

Ray your killin me bub. LMAO Don't think Bob will get even when he get's back from carp fishin do ya? Specaly after having to wear thongs. That's your job I thought. :roll:

[ray koziatek]

Dear friends ,My report will be short today as were headed to walsmart for a refill on the undies .After digesting that carp(remind me to clean the next one)I let out a genny screemer(I sharted i/2 fart 1/2s##t)that blew that little "g" string strip to kingdome come sorta looked like a overinflated ballon hanging off the waist band ,shoot im starting to digress like Ray.Hey i just discovered if you throw a flat stone across the water it will skip, well the guy in the boat i hit wasent to impressed with my newfound entertainment waiting for the bobber to move ,he,ll get over it well thats what the sheriff said,boy those cells are small up here and let me tell you sharing a cell with 3 other guys with a blown out thong is pretty uncomefortable specially when they kept droping things and asking me to retrive it. Thats why the trip to the undie department today im getting a pac of 6 and wearing them all at once in case i start skipping stones again ?Bye for now Muskybob...

[FX]

OMG!!!! :shock: - LMFAO!!!

Shawn

[FISHINMAN]

You are not correct my friend! There is definitely something wrong up stairs with you :shock: :?

[skipper19]

someone get me some oxygen I can't breath Lmaorolf

[REELJERKS]

Muskybob:

Did you buy chance go to the tackle dept. at wallyworld...I heard they were having a great sale on light tackle and thongs....fishinman told me..

[ray koziatek]

Dear friends ,it is with a shameful heart that i post tonight ive spent another day with my 3 newfound friends in cell 4 . Well after arriving at walsmart the g/f and I realized we spent all our money on the bail to get me out,but after all the fun i had playing with my rocks and no back up left in the thong pieces if i sharted i just had to have those underware !! So I did the unthinkable and took those size 3x large undies in the dressing room ,where i was kicked out of and escorted to the mens dressing room (picky picky).As i was leaving the store the door greeter asked to see my reciept I was very perplexed as no alarm went off and explained that i had no money and bought nothing.he looked at me rather puzzled and said when i came in he didnt remember seeing me wearing 6 pair of underware on the outside of my pants .Boy he was one smart cookie for 7 bucks a hour. So it was off to the slammer with my new friends in cell4.Egads after all day to sober up ther clutzes wer still dropping stuff for me to pick up.Well the campers in hock and the g/f and I will sleep in the truck till the kids get here in the morning with the money to get the camper back.Gosh im starting to think i should of gone salmon fishing. Good nite all....Muskybob.

[motoman]

holly smokers lolollololololollolo

[FISHINMAN]

Mark :x That was supposed to be between me and you. when you called and asked where Ray gets his stuff :shock: I told you to keep it quiet :!:

Ray, Musky called said he's having trouble getting the bobbers to stay above the water :? He said when he casts out with his Zebco 22 on his 5.5ft sportfisher pole the bobber keeps going under the water. He can't understand why he's running out of bait too so he's gonna start to break his worms in half.

[ray koziatek]

Hi guys it me MUSKYBOB again,kinda spent yesterday at the impound and court to work out a few issues of my relaxing vacation.Boy i could of trolled a year with the money i spent in court.Gotta call from rayk. hes out on erie catching more of those 1" long fish.Jason called too and suggested i go for perch and maybe dig a few clams .Well i took him up on the pearch we got two bucket full ,,we fillet those babys and had a great meal,then the guy in the site next to us came over and informed us we just ate 10lbs of GOBY fillets guess i should of read my fish ID book. Well later we got into the clams they were everywhere ,didnt even have to dig for them ,kinda small though,thought they were littlenecks but the guy next to us called them zebra clams they were so small we about starved as fast as we could open them.Gotta go to the drugstore(dont get no ideas)we used all the bandaids on our fingers them clams are sharp. Bye for now MUSKYBOB..........

[ray koziatek]

WE ,HA ,Well hey there fellas its me ol MUSKYBOB and tonight im at a bluuuuegrrrass festival man im justa thumping my little feet off,with all this music.Just got off the phone with Ray K. aparently he ant cought on to me hacking into his site guess his son is finally graduating tomorrow that little whipersnaper finished in 12 years gosh it took me 18 years to get to the 6 th grade before i droped out.Well talk about being a small world you never guess who i met up here strumming a banjo,Yup my ol buds from cell # 4 they got their own band well sort of.just the 3 of them and their banjos ,their called the BACK DOOR BANDITS there really good too.I ant heard em play yet.Well we plan on getting home sunday then ill break it to ray about hacking into his site ,im shure he wont mind heck he didnt get mad about the KY joke but he did say something about getting even,im shure he forgot about that by now.Fishing has picked up a little got 4 today then i had the mother of all tangles never I mean never jerk one of those bluegills out and over your sholder when there is a Rottweiler standing behind you HOLEY CRAP my g/f and that dog fought for 15 minutes over that fish nutin left but the gillplates but she won last i knew that dog was heading for the hills .Then i had to work on the tangled mess ,she got a little angry with me as i tried to cut the line out of her hair next time ill cut the line wooo boy them women can get mighty angry about a little haircut,saved the line though.Hey the BACK DOOR BANDITS are going up on stage and they want me to perform with them one more time gotta go .Gosh im the luckyest guy around hey wait the consert is over and im the only guy around.see ya all Sunday..........WE HAAAAAAAAAAAA.MUSKYBOB...

[muskybob]

Just 2 words, IMAGONNAKill Ya.

[L&M]

LMAO You had to kn with him there would be something coming. But I must add. It kept us all amused while you were watching bobber's, skippin rocks, and carpin. Sound's like an interesting vacation with the banjo guys and all tho.

[muskybob]

The way I see it, I got 2 options. 1. Never go on vacation again. 2. Ask Blue Eye to lock out Ray K's privliges till I get back. Nah, he'd still find a way to torture me.

[skipper19]

Welcome back Musky ...While the cat's away